Here's how it's gonna be: Having now returned from Madrid with new photos and video, I'll start to tell the story. (That little episode about the guy who wouldn't move his seat back was just an appetizer in an appetizer-based menu.)
The video I shot is high-definition,which means a lot of memory is required to create these videos. So the chapters will be short. You have a far longer attention span than I do, so you'll be just fine. (Yes, I did travel to Geneva in the early '80s to have an attention span implanted, but it didn't take. However, I did manage to have my birthday surgically removed, so....)
That said, here's day one and two.
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